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The story of my life 💔
"She measured inches. I measure dollars."
My girlfriend left me.
Not because I cheated. Not because I was toxic.
She left me because of my small penis.
It hurt. But then I realized something important:
A huge wallet beats a small penis every single time.
That's why I built this page.
If I can't win in size, I'll win in finance.
Click the support button and help me upgrade…
because money talks louder than anatomy.
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